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Oh my! How did this manage to happen? Hmm. I guess it does make some form of sense though.

ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster…

i love you, too, dad.

Have yourself a wonderful day and be safe!

Don’t let anyone else touch your butt unless you are dating them!

ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster…

yes, i do agree. i can’t prank anyone while i’m at work, though.

I agree with you, son. There is a time and a place for everything. It would serve you well to not be disruptive at your place of work.

I am proud of you John, and I do love you.

ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster…

a couple weeks ago, i think. that needs to change soon. hehehe

Good job son! I am proud of you!

Although, I must say that it is past due for a good old pie in the face prank.

Wouldn’t you agree?

ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: Hey, Mr….

hehehe yeah, that’s pretty fun!

Isn’t it son?

When was the last time you shoved a pie into another person’s face?

ectoprankster replied to your post: Hey, Mr. Egbert. What’d you write on that cake anyway? I’m curious. An’ I’m pretty sure the kids aren’t gonna tell me, so I figured I’d go straight t’the source here.

i thought you were going to drop it.

I apologize John! It is difficult because you two would make a splendid couple.

Anyway, I shall stop talking about it now. Subject dropped.

You know what is a marvelous thing? Shoving pie into someone else’s face!

ectoprankster replied to your post: are you telling rose’s mom that you want dave and…

because she sent me a message!

No son! I had not conversed with Ms. Lalonde about this subject! She must think along the same lines as myself!

ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster…

wow, dad, i am not having this conversation with you right now. you realize that anyone can read your blog, right?

I will not be a closet dad of a gay son. I love my son the way he is.

By the way I sent you a cake. You should be getting it anytime now.

ectoprankster replied to your post: jeeze, dad! you’re lucky dave isn’t online right…

i don’t know why you think we’re together. we’re not. that’s embarrassing!

It is not embarrassing to express your love for your friend in a romantic way. You two get along so well that a relationship between you two is inevitable.

ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: Dear John, I…

yeah, we spend a lot of time with each other because we’re roommates! and not having a girlfriend doesn’t mean i like guys. jeeze.

Come now son. It’s perfectly normal to be a homosexual. There is nothing wrong with liking someone with the same setup you have.

You can be gay and still be a manly man.