For the purposes of my son, I shall tag each post like this with “John don’t read this.” as a warning. Should you pursue under the “read more” tag, that is your fault entirely.

I wonder how Ms. Lalonde is fairing lately. It has been hard to reach her, that mysterious attractive woman that she is.

I would like to inquire about the next time I may take her out for the evening.

The last time we went out she wore this dazzling dress, and just thinking about how it looked on her is getting me a little hot under the collar!