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ectoprankster replied to your post: Hey, Mr. Egbert. What’d you write on that cake anyway? I’m curious. An’ I’m pretty sure the kids aren’t gonna tell me, so I figured I’d go straight t’the source here.

i thought you were going to drop it.

I apologize John! It is difficult because you two would make a splendid couple.

Anyway, I shall stop talking about it now. Subject dropped.

You know what is a marvelous thing? Shoving pie into someone else’s face!