May 2012
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[[OOC]]
[[OOC: I started up a blog attached to this one for Dad’s Journal entries. If you’re interested to read what he has to say, then please go check it out here: http://dad-sjournal.tumblr.com/ ]]
May 20th
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Inbox me a fetish you could see me having.
May 17th
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Listensoiheardyoulikemusic: I love this song with all...
May 17th
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May 17th
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FUCK, MARRY, CUDDLE. SEND ME 3 NAMES →
May 17th
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From the Pages of Dad's Journal
As I was catching up on Tumblr after my absence, I came across a post from my son where he admitted his preference for boys. Upon seeing this, I was overcome with feeling proud of my son and happy that he was now being honest with all those around him. As soon as I had let my son know that I was proud of him and loved him, I immediately got up to bake him a cake. After much thought, I knew exactly...
May 16th
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Reblog And See What People Want From You!
askbowserjunior: nerxualoh: hellsing-bitch: 1. A baby 2. A second chance 3. Sex 4. Kiss 5. Friendship 6. To chill 7. To cuddle 8. A long term relationship 9. A good laugh 10. An apology 11. A hug 12. Be my bitch 13. Be my sex buddy 14. Simply to be mine I can see myself regretting this XD Do it, I dare you.
May 16th
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ectoprankster-v1 asked: hi dad, i know it's mother's day, but since you kind of had to be my mother and my father, i'm saying happy mother's day to you anyway. thanks for raising me and stuff, even though you keep making cakes from the batterwitch! ~john
May 13th
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May 11th
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I apologize that I have been absent from this internet site, but I had business meetings after work. [[MORE]] After last night’s date with Ms. Lalonde, I am feeling quite refreshed. It was a divine evening, and I enjoyed myself quite well. Thank you for accompanying me last night. It was a perfect night and you looked marvelous. Need I say that I enjoyed our activities after dinner as...
May 10th
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To My Darling, Mister Egbert.
everclearandeyeshadow: My, My Mister Egbert. I do believe I’m quite entranced. Meet me at my residence tonight at eight o’clock. Don’t keep a lady waiting, now. Yours truly, Madame LaLonde. [[MORE]]Oh dear Ms. Lalonde! I am getting ready to go as we speak! Expect a well-dressed and freshly shaven Mr. Egbert to be picking you up at 8. I shall distress if I am late. I look forward to our...
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster… i love you, too, dad. Have yourself a wonderful day and be safe! Don’t let anyone else touch your butt unless you are dating them!
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster… yes, i do agree. i can’t prank anyone while i’m at work, though. I agree with you, son. There is a time and a place for everything. It would serve you well to not be disruptive at your place of work. I am proud of you John, and I do love you.
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster… a couple weeks ago, i think. that needs to change soon. hehehe Good job son! I am proud of you! Although, I must say that it is past due for a good old pie in the face prank. Wouldn’t you agree?
May 9th
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makeithapen replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster… no dont give him ideas I apologize young lad, but I can’t control my son. As much as I may want him to make certain decisions, I cannot control his actions and therefore, if he does something, it is because he wished to.
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: Hey, Mr…. hehehe yeah, that’s pretty fun! Isn’t it son? When was the last time you shoved a pie into another person’s face?
May 9th
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To Ms. Lalonde
For the purposes of my son, I shall tag each post like this with “John don’t read this.” as a warning. Should you pursue under the “read more” tag, that is your fault entirely. [[MORE]] I wonder how Ms. Lalonde is fairing lately. It has been hard to reach her, that mysterious attractive woman that she is. I would like to inquire about the next time I may take her...
May 9th
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betapuppeteer replied to your post: betapuppeteer replied to your post: Hey, Mr…. They’re, like, platonically datin’. Bromance an’ that shit. Pretty sure they’re gonna start non-platonically dating soon enough, though. Ah. I see. Thank you for informing me. As for this topic of conversation, I told my son I would stop talking about it.
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: Hey, Mr. Egbert. What’d you write on that cake anyway? I’m curious. An’ I’m pretty sure the kids aren’t gonna tell me, so I figured I’d go straight t’the source here. i thought you were going to drop it. I apologize John! It is difficult because you two would make a splendid couple. Anyway, I shall stop talking about it now. Subject dropped. You know what is...
May 9th
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betapuppeteer replied to your post: Hey, Mr. Egbert. What’d you write on that cake anyway? I’m curious. An’ I’m pretty sure the kids aren’t gonna tell me, so I figured I’d go straight t’the source here. They’d definitely suit each other well. Hell, they’re practically datin’ as it is. Really? Can you be sure about this? John has asked me to drop the subject, and I fear it is difficult to do so...
May 9th
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Oh dear! I answered that publicly! I apologize...
I shall take more care in remembering to answer privately!
May 9th
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betapuppeteer asked: Hey, Mr. Egbert. What'd you write on that cake anyway? I'm curious. An' I'm pretty sure the kids aren't gonna tell me, so I figured I'd go straight t'the source here.
May 9th
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May 9th
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“I think same sex couples should be able to get married.”
– Barack Obama (via newsweek)
May 9th
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On tumblr, I track the “manly” tag, and all I see are half-naked men with muscular bodies who are crudely grabbing at their genitalia through their clothing. I think it is time that I stop tracking this tag as it is quite disturbing.
May 9th
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betapuppeteer: barbasolshavingcream: ectoprankster said: really, dad? i thought you said you’d drop it! I apologize son, but I still do not approve of you looking at such scandalous material! Asked for or not. If you were here at home you would find yourself locked in your room. #Why would Strider even be looking at material such as this? I wasn’t lookin’ for it, Jesus fuck. I shall...
May 9th
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ectoprankster: barbasolshavingcream: ectoprankster: betapuppeteer replied to your post: i just heard about the amendment in north… I pretty much flipped a table when I read ‘bout that. Holy fuckin’ shit, NC. yeah, same here. i’m going back home, i’m too pissed to be out! hahaha What is going on here that I don’t know about? Son, are you confiding in Mr. Strider instead of your own...
May 9th
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ectoprankster: betapuppeteer replied to your post: i just heard about the amendment in north… I pretty much flipped a table when I read ‘bout that. Holy fuckin’ shit, NC. yeah, same here. i’m going back home, i’m too pissed to be out! hahaha What is going on here that I don’t know about? Son, are you confiding in Mr. Strider instead of your own father?
May 9th
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ectoprankster said: really, dad? i thought you said you’d drop it! I apologize son, but I still do not approve of you looking at such scandalous material! Asked for or not. If you were here at home you would find yourself locked in your room.
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: are you telling rose’s mom that you want dave and… because she sent me a message! No son! I had not conversed with Ms. Lalonde about this subject! She must think along the same lines as myself!
May 9th
ectoprankster-v1 asked: are you telling rose's mom that you want dave and i to start dating or something?
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: As Mr. Strider is my witness, by the end of this week there will be kissing, cuddling, and the touching of butts. dad, just stop. just drop the subject ok? Alright son. I shall drop the topic for now, as per your request. Please do not hesitate to contact me when you feel like talking about it and being more honest with me. Have yourself a wonderful day...
May 9th
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As Mr. Strider is my witness, by the end of this...
Of course I am talking about between John and Dave, and in a safe manner. Use protection!
May 9th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: My son in is De Nile. DAD! I only hope to get you to open up and be honest about the fact that you and Dave are perfect for each other and you should be dating.
May 9th
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My son in is De Nile.
Get it?
May 9th
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betapuppeteer said: Holy SHIT, ‘m dyin’ of laughter here. I applaud, Mr. Egbert. And these two just need to fuckin’ make out already. Really. I agree! I wonder why John is in so much denial! ectoprankster said: wait, that was on google? how did something like that get on google? I have no idea son, but I know that I agree heavily with this comic. It is time for you two to drop...
May 8th
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ectoprankster: betapuppeteer: ectoprankster: barbasolshavingcream: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster… wow, dad, i am not having this conversation with you right now. you realize that anyone can read your blog, right? I will not be a closet dad of a gay son. I love my son the way he is. By the way I sent you a cake. You should be getting...
May 8th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster… wow, dad, i am not having this conversation with you right now. you realize that anyone can read your blog, right? I will not be a closet dad of a gay son. I love my son the way he is. By the way I sent you a cake. You should be getting it anytime now.
May 8th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: jeeze, dad! you’re lucky dave isn’t online right… i don’t know why you think we’re together. we’re not. that’s embarrassing! It is not embarrassing to express your love for your friend in a romantic way. You two get along so well that a relationship between you two is inevitable.
May 8th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: ectoprankster replied to your post: Dear John, I… yeah, we spend a lot of time with each other because we’re roommates! and not having a girlfriend doesn’t mean i like guys. jeeze. Come now son. It’s perfectly normal to be a homosexual. There is nothing wrong with liking someone with the same setup you have. You can be gay and still be a manly man.
May 8th
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ectoprankster replied to your post: Dear John, I wish you and your boyfriend all the… whoa, dad! dave and i aren’t together! Are you sure son? You spend a lot of time with each other, and I don’t see either of you with a girlfriend.
May 8th
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ectoprankster-v1 asked: jeeze, dad! you're lucky dave isn't online right now.
May 8th
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